Abraham, Martin and Clod Friday, May 23, 2008
OK, here's a tip for all you V-P wannabes -- it's probably NOT a good idea to shoehorn mentions of assassination into your public remarks. This is particularly important if your role in your own quest for the presidency has deteriorated from candidate to stalker.
Also, using Abraham, Martin and John as your theme song could be misinterpreted by the presidential nominee.
Additionally, should you covet the Republican 2008 vice-presidential nomination, you should avoid bandying about the term "natural causes."
UPDATE: And if you should egregiously blow it and start babbling about assassination, try to find somewhere to semi-apologize other than the salad dressing aisle of a grocery store.
Also, using Abraham, Martin and John as your theme song could be misinterpreted by the presidential nominee.
Additionally, should you covet the Republican 2008 vice-presidential nomination, you should avoid bandying about the term "natural causes."
UPDATE: And if you should egregiously blow it and start babbling about assassination, try to find somewhere to semi-apologize other than the salad dressing aisle of a grocery store.