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Barry Crimmins

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political satirist Barry Crimmins

CLASSIC CRIMMINS QUIPS: Thursday, November 20, 2003

Marijuana is a very dangerous drug. Some people smoke it just once and go directly into politics.

The Pentagon's so greedy it has an extra side on its building.

I'm a proponent of gun control. For those of you in the National Rifle Association, "proponent" means I'm in favor of gun control.