political satirist Barry Crimmins
CLASSIC CRIMMINS QUIPS: Thursday, November 20, 2003
Marijuana is a very dangerous drug. Some people smoke it just once and go directly into politics.
The Pentagon's so greedy it has an extra side on its building.
I'm a proponent of gun control. For those of you in the National Rifle Association, "proponent" means I'm in favor of gun control.
The Pentagon's so greedy it has an extra side on its building.
I'm a proponent of gun control. For those of you in the National Rifle Association, "proponent" means I'm in favor of gun control.