Barry Crimmins

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The Return of CrimQuips! Monday, September 11, 2006

The Return of CrimQuips

Steal Me An "A!"

Five years later bin Laden's still on the lam and Bush hasn't even managed to finish My Pet Goat.

Five years after 9/11 George W. Bush has accomplished nothing except to make the world exponentially more dangerous for innocents and exponentially more bountiful for fat cats.

He hasn't brought Osama bin Laden to justice. But then, how could he? Bush avoids justice like Superman avoided kryptonite. Expose Superman to krypyonite and he loses his power. Expose Bush to justice and he loses his power, too.!

Lies and injustice-- Bush's American Way!

If Bush put just a fraction of the effort into finding bin Laden that the Republican National Committe's is putting into digging up dirt on Democratic candidates, bin Laden would have been captured years ago.

In fact the only mistake bin Laden could make now would be to hide out near dirt on a Democratic candidate.

If they really want to find bin Laden, why not just follow Roger Ailes the next time he goes to shoot one of those election year video releases for the al Qaeda leader?

Ailes' people are really great at making styrofoam look extremely cave-like.

updated: 14 years ago