Court-appointed President Bush has once again provided crucial leadership at a delicate moment with his reminder that now is the time when all Americans must rally together and dig a little deeper to give yet another tax break to the obscenely wealthy.

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for the super rich.

The Taliban beats, jails and even executes women for being improperly attired. Talk about fashion police!

Afghanistan- Fashion Police State.

California Congressman Gary Condit has announced he will seek re-election although he's denied rumors that he's chosen actor Robert Blake as his campaign manager.

Chevy has announced zero interest for its 2002 vehicles, sort of an odd thing to advertise.

Is their anything more heartwarming than those ads suggest the best way we can combat terrorism is to purchase a new sports utility vehicle?

First terrorist cells now terrorist sales.

Who handed down the edict that all pickups and SUV's must be outfitted with more patriotic regalia than General Patton's staff car?

W. referred to Afghanistan's "proud independence" on Saturday, the largest unfathomable verbal liberation of a country since Gerry Ford freed Poland during a 1976 presidential election debate.

Imagine how much worse things would be without the steady and calming influence of Ariel Sharon!