political satirist Barry Crimmins
Today's Monolithic Headlines Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Lift lid, insert credibility, flush!
Senator Dumperhumper's two month stall ends
Did Craig Pull Potty Train?
Bipartisan support for Sanctity of Men's Rooms initiative
R's insist: Working with Dems doesn't make us "Bi"
Maximum stance widths to be set
Legit wide stancers demand handicapped access
Reform includes mandatory pre-john urine testing
DNA data base of all restroom discharges next?
Administration promises exhaustive restroom study
Rove rumored to return as Men's Room Czar
Motion monitors retooled to detect erections
National Guard to patrol facilities until reforms enacted
GOP's sorry state: From White House to outhouse
Shithouse rats: And they call us crazy!
Idaho, Larry? No, U da ho.
Air marshals drove stall threat into terminals
Butch Craig proclaims: I do not blow guys in men's rooms!
Craig's wife: Neither do I!
Warrantless wiretaps of all graffiti'ed numbers OK'ed
Larry took one for team, butt where?
Craig to confab w base at torchlight gathering
Larry's favorite cake? Urinal!
GOP considers quotas to bolster straight membership
Did Craig Pull Potty Train?
Bipartisan support for Sanctity of Men's Rooms initiative
R's insist: Working with Dems doesn't make us "Bi"
Maximum stance widths to be set
Legit wide stancers demand handicapped access
Reform includes mandatory pre-john urine testing
DNA data base of all restroom discharges next?
Administration promises exhaustive restroom study
Rove rumored to return as Men's Room Czar
Motion monitors retooled to detect erections
National Guard to patrol facilities until reforms enacted
GOP's sorry state: From White House to outhouse
Shithouse rats: And they call us crazy!
Idaho, Larry? No, U da ho.
Air marshals drove stall threat into terminals
Butch Craig proclaims: I do not blow guys in men's rooms!
Craig's wife: Neither do I!
Warrantless wiretaps of all graffiti'ed numbers OK'ed
Larry took one for team, butt where?
Craig to confab w base at torchlight gathering
Larry's favorite cake? Urinal!
GOP considers quotas to bolster straight membership
