political satirist Barry Crimmins
Upcoming Presidential Debate Schedule Wednesday, October 10, 2007
2007-2008
The National Association of Manufacturers Bagman Debates
Democrats: Oct 12
Indianapolis, Indiana
Republicans: Oct 11, 13,14 16, 19, 21, 25, 30
various undisclosed locations
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The Limousine Liberal Condo-flipper Democratic Debate
October 17, 2007
Grand Hall Center of Conspicuous Consumption
1A Park Avenue NY, NY
NOTE: Black Tie please
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League of Nonpartisan Republican Born Agains GOP Debate
Oct 20, 2007
Where: Death to Islamofascists Christian Ministry Pavilion
Anal Roberts University
Scrotum Neck,. Al.
Subject: Abortion doctors: death penalty or life imprisonment?
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The Heilnet.org Republican Skinhead Debate (in cooperation with the National Association of Prison Guards)
Where: The field them good lynchin' trees is near Earl's place
Upper Uncle Dad, Montana
When: Next full moon
Note: Original moderator Larry Craig will be replaced by the Reverend Fred Phelps
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Essence Token Gesture Democratic Debate
Nov 4, 2007
New Orleans, La (providing we can find a structurally sound venue)
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League of Liberal Electronic Activists
Nov 19, 2007
Where: H8_W_43's parent's basement
When: Next time they go out to dinner
NOTE: No disagreements between Democrats will be permitted at this debate
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League of Women Voters: Hey what happened to us Democratic, Republican or anyone who will have us debate
When: How soon can you get here?
Where: Or we could come over there, come on, we have fried cakes and cider!
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The Amalgamated Brotherhood of Union Lip-servicers Democratic Debate
Nov 19, 2007
On a curb somewhere in Detroit
Moderator: Al Fresco
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The Huffpo Democratic Debate
Nov 24 2007
The Old Plantation Auction Block
Indentured, Mississippi
Moderator: Arianna Huffington
Note: No Paid Media will be issued credentials
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April 23, 2008
The NAACP Republican Debate
Cancelled: due to scheduling conflict
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May 11, 2008
The NOW Republican Debate
Cancelled due to scheduling conflict
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June 2, 2008
Grand Old Poofters Log Cabin Club Debate
Main Mezzanine Level Men's Rest Facility
Union Station
Washington, D.C.
Note: Debate will be conducted entirely in hand signals and toe taps
Cancelled.
The National Association of Manufacturers Bagman Debates
Democrats: Oct 12
Indianapolis, Indiana
Republicans: Oct 11, 13,14 16, 19, 21, 25, 30
various undisclosed locations
****
The Limousine Liberal Condo-flipper Democratic Debate
October 17, 2007
Grand Hall Center of Conspicuous Consumption
1A Park Avenue NY, NY
NOTE: Black Tie please
***
League of Nonpartisan Republican Born Agains GOP Debate
Oct 20, 2007
Where: Death to Islamofascists Christian Ministry Pavilion
Anal Roberts University
Scrotum Neck,. Al.
Subject: Abortion doctors: death penalty or life imprisonment?
***
The Heilnet.org Republican Skinhead Debate (in cooperation with the National Association of Prison Guards)
Where: The field them good lynchin' trees is near Earl's place
Upper Uncle Dad, Montana
When: Next full moon
Note: Original moderator Larry Craig will be replaced by the Reverend Fred Phelps
***
Essence Token Gesture Democratic Debate
Nov 4, 2007
New Orleans, La (providing we can find a structurally sound venue)
***
League of Liberal Electronic Activists
Nov 19, 2007
Where: H8_W_43's parent's basement
When: Next time they go out to dinner
NOTE: No disagreements between Democrats will be permitted at this debate
****
League of Women Voters: Hey what happened to us Democratic, Republican or anyone who will have us debate
When: How soon can you get here?
Where: Or we could come over there, come on, we have fried cakes and cider!
***
The Amalgamated Brotherhood of Union Lip-servicers Democratic Debate
Nov 19, 2007
On a curb somewhere in Detroit
Moderator: Al Fresco
***
The Huffpo Democratic Debate
Nov 24 2007
The Old Plantation Auction Block
Indentured, Mississippi
Moderator: Arianna Huffington
Note: No Paid Media will be issued credentials
***
April 23, 2008
The NAACP Republican Debate
Cancelled: due to scheduling conflict
***
May 11, 2008
The NOW Republican Debate
Cancelled due to scheduling conflict
***
June 2, 2008
Grand Old Poofters Log Cabin Club Debate
Main Mezzanine Level Men's Rest Facility
Union Station
Washington, D.C.
Note: Debate will be conducted entirely in hand signals and toe taps
Cancelled.
