There You Come Again Friday, November 12, 2010
My fellow Americans:
I am not opposed to fellatio, not even slightly, providing of course the parties involved are of proper age and capable of informed consent.
Last Saturday night, while doing a show in Boston, I postulated about Ronald Reagan's current circumstances. I composed a brief sing-a-long concerning the former prez orally servicing the Waffen SS in Hell. This revelation, uh, came on the heels of an ancient Reagan impression I'd just thrown in, "Tear down that wall! I want to visit the rest of the SS graves!"
Dennis Perrin, who performed brilliantly all weekend in the Hub (as did Erin Judge), wrote of the weekend shows in two essays featured in his indispensable blog. He was most generous to me. Nothing new there.
In Part Two he accurately stated, "He [meaning me] improvised a song about Reagan sucking cocks in Hell, to which the audience clapped along in time." For the sake of clarity, I repeat, I was only discussing Reagan sucking Nazi cocks in hell. I was belittling Reagan and the SS and not that most generous act that makes Viagara superfluous for most men.
My original estimation of Reagan's activities with the Waffen SS came from a piece I wrote for the Boston Phoenix in 2007. It was recycled Saturday night in the spirit that is essential to the comedic ecosystem.
OK, just wanted to make sure no one was offended by my discussion of Reagan perpetually blowing the SS in Hell. Glad I could clear that up.
Best regards,
Barry Crimmins
I am not opposed to fellatio, not even slightly, providing of course the parties involved are of proper age and capable of informed consent.
Last Saturday night, while doing a show in Boston, I postulated about Ronald Reagan's current circumstances. I composed a brief sing-a-long concerning the former prez orally servicing the Waffen SS in Hell. This revelation, uh, came on the heels of an ancient Reagan impression I'd just thrown in, "Tear down that wall! I want to visit the rest of the SS graves!"
Dennis Perrin, who performed brilliantly all weekend in the Hub (as did Erin Judge), wrote of the weekend shows in two essays featured in his indispensable blog. He was most generous to me. Nothing new there.
In Part Two he accurately stated, "He [meaning me] improvised a song about Reagan sucking cocks in Hell, to which the audience clapped along in time." For the sake of clarity, I repeat, I was only discussing Reagan sucking Nazi cocks in hell. I was belittling Reagan and the SS and not that most generous act that makes Viagara superfluous for most men.
My original estimation of Reagan's activities with the Waffen SS came from a piece I wrote for the Boston Phoenix in 2007. It was recycled Saturday night in the spirit that is essential to the comedic ecosystem.
OK, just wanted to make sure no one was offended by my discussion of Reagan perpetually blowing the SS in Hell. Glad I could clear that up.
Best regards,
Barry Crimmins
