Barry Crimmins

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Serial Censor Friday, June 27, 2008

Serial Censor
I'm working on something that will take another day or so to finish. To tide you over, I offer the following humorous paragraph that is now tattooed on all emails from Deb Kozikowski of Rural Votes to disgruntled refund-demanders.
This email, and any attachments, thereto, is intended only for use by the addressee(s) named herein and may contain privileged and/or confidential information. This e-mail is not to be published without sole permission of its author. If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this email, and any attachments thereto, is strictly prohibited.

Obviously this is unadulterated horseshit. All it's meant to do is scare the not-so-smart. I presume Ms Kozikowski is now afraid to "Cc" herself when she sends email.

Anyway, if you have received an electronic communication from Ms K that includes this joke gag order and would like to share it with a larger audience, please send it along for possible publication right here!

Note to Fieldhands: Stay after those refunds! If Rural Votes isn't bankrupt by now, it soon will be if they're wasting money on lawyers who are incompetent enough to suggest this electronic version of a "Secret Clubhouse" sign has any legal standing whatsoever.

updated: 14 years ago